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I'm not what you want,
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1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 |17,240 notes
1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 |5,571 notes
I am practicing being kind instead of right.
- Matthew Quick, Silver Linings Playbook (via larmoyante)
1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 |54,793 notes
plasmatics-life:

Waves | (by Moka Hawary)

plasmatics-life:

Waves | (by Moka Hawary)

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 |3,908 notes
2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |3,599 notes
2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |6,692 notes
2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |335,406 notes

allthetreesofthefield:

Beartooth Highway views Montana/Wyoming

2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |580 notes

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |388,682 notes
plasmatics-life:

Super-moon [via/more] By Livingsta

plasmatics-life:

Super-moon [via/more] By Livingsta

2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |8,514 notes
You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles.
- C. JoyBell C. (via observando)
2 weeks ago on September 11th, 2014 |1,863 notes
1 month ago on August 18th, 2014 |977 notes
kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER
FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT
SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD
AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED
I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

3 months ago on June 24th, 2014 |602,667 notes

ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

3 months ago on June 18th, 2014 |191,296 notes

peaceloveunity20:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

oh shit

3 months ago on June 18th, 2014 |243,443 notes